Friday, October 26, 2007

How Do I Know Geo Washington Existed?

The former mufti of Jerusalem, Ikrema Sabri, has issued the historical statement that there never was a Jewish temple on the Temple Mount, and the Western Wall was really part of a mosque. Historians: take note. Jews and Christians: well, tough luck. Inquirers: Ask yourself: How do you know that George Washington ever really existed? Did YOU see him? And those pesky liars at NASA really landed men on the moon? Yeah, right. Were YOU there? Huh?

Just trust the mufti. The Temple? Never happened. Nope. Who ya gonna trust? Why? For YOUR epistemological certainty, remember one thing: Trust your imam.

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