Arright. You've seen it elsewhere, but never let it be said that the 4M's truculently refuse to fall for positive mimesis. I bring you The Onion's brilliant rendition of our President negotiating with wildfire.
Not such a bad metaphor for naive - check that - radical ideological hubris that won't acknowledge the Doctrine of Original Sin, eh?
Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire