Patrick Madrid presents Catholic Haiku from Envoy insiders. Kind of tame, if you ask me. So I tried my hand at it, coming with nine years of teaching Catholic sixth-graders the gentle art:
Indifferent kids
Long to surf the internet
My CCD class
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Empty stomach growls
Long lines trapse toward Altar
Final blessing, pah!
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Ora pro nobis
I enter teachers' bathroom
No toilet paper
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3:30 Vigils
Monks blow noses just like me
But I'm back to bed
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