Friday, July 31, 2009

Glass Coffins - Yeah, That's the Ticket

Saint Catherine Labouré

While some wax rhapsodic on the "eternal" appeal of vampires (good grief, yawn), others have a fine suggestion on how to keep the kids quiet during Mass (or the plethora of Protestant worship experiences): Glass coffins!

Come to think of it, I'll bet they would do wonders to megachurch attendance (downward), prosperity gospel lite worship centers (do you see him "taking it with him" anywhere, eh, pal?), and youth fellowship programs (o God, o God, we're all going to die!).

I also suggest several key members of Congress and the current Administration be sat real near one too, just for good measure ...

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