Saturday, August 01, 2009

Cool Reality Adaptation Presentation (CRAP)

Crap-o-meter - I gotta get me one of them! Ht: Karen Hall


David Nybakke said...

I like this.

My 2 questions with the CRAP-o-meter:

1) does it only register political crap or will it also pick of life-style crap? and

2) can it be used in the church and/or for faith dialogue?

If it can be used effectively in these other arenas then we are a long ways into elimanating the political crap.

Athos said...

If it can't be used in faith and morals, dialogue, forget it. That's where it has its truest uses.

"Like, I think everyone should just get along ... DING, DING, DING, WHISTLES, SMOKE ...

"I don't think organized religion (ping, ping...) should tell us who or what we can make love with or to ... (DING, DING, DING, WHISTLES, SMOKE ...

"KILL the infidel!" (Crap-o-Meter explodes, IED style)

"Let's sing 'Peace is flowing like a riiii -ver, flowing out of ... (DING, DING, DING, WHOOP, WHOOOP)

David Nybakke said...

"Let's sing 'Peace is flowing like a riiii -ver, flowing out of ... (DING, DING, DING, WHOOP, WHOOOP)

You bet, but be careful, as this can be heard throughout the area coming from our pastors and most of the 'working' Catholics who sustain our parishes.

So help me here (from a previous post of mine): "O Lord my God, let me ... rebuke my neighbor without haughtiness, and without hypocrisy strengthen him by word and example", how do we live an ordered life and live into this? I can't seem to make that leap.

Athos said...

Being a certified Christo-centric curmudgeon, I can and shall let the Crap-o-Meter ringadingaway, even and most especially at my own crapola.

"I've had kidney CA, I'm getting chemo, detached retina, and I have a RIGHT, I tell ya, a RIGHT ... (DING, DING, DING, WHOOP, WHOOP! RAZZZZ!)